this episode was on in the background when me and boyfriend were doing stuff the other day and this part made me chuckle while i was being face fucked.
when i was like 15 i was talking about how i was still a virgin and my mum decided it was the right time to tell me that when i was 4, i fell out of a tree in our orchard and landed fanny-first onto a protruding branch of a greengage tree and it literally tore right through my pj pants taking my innocence with it and thats the story of how i lost my virginity to a tree
